Do Re Mi, One Two Three

Doremi.
Onetwothree.
Do the apple was on the way to the park to eat some meat. On the way, it came across Mi the Woodpecker, who started pecking at Do, causing Do to die. Re the porcupine had witnessed it all, and ran all the way to Two [the pomegranate]'s house to tell him what had happened. Two listened intently, and went to look for Mi. When Two found Mi, Mi ran away, and stumbled across One.
Two and Re caught up to Mi and One, and Two shouted for One (the clock) to block Mi's path. However, Mi was a bird, and he flew right to the nearest tree. Re, One, and Two stared up at Mi and cursed at her. Then they went to look for the tallest thing they knew, Three the giraffe. Three had heard what had happened by then, and was standing by Do's body when she saw Two looking for her. Three was crying, for she had secretly loved Do. As One and Re were trying to console Three, Two was shooting acorns at Mi, because of what she'd done to their friend. One of the acorns hit Mi's wing, and Mi fell to the floor. Re, One, Two and Three started jumping on top of Mi, who then died.
Re was eaten by an eight-year old an hour later.
One, Two and Three lived happily for two hours, until Three commited
suicide because of her loss, leaving One and Two alone to live' happily ever after by themselves.